ejacutastic:

i was a weeaboo but i’m not a victim i grow from it and i learn

tvspecial:

chickensandwich:

tvspecial:

someone ride me

where are you taking me

church

kumamonfan:

(SCREAMING) ARE YOU OK DOWN THERE DO YOU NEED MY ASSISTANCE

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

witchpop:

you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

fullmetalfisting:

one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book