theniggaskaramazov:

Nothing says “I’m salty and clearly unprepared for being this wrong” than saying  “its just my opinion”

thelandoffakebelieve:

Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

condommodel:

i feel like its time for science to make a pillow that stays cold

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

ejacutastic:

i was a weeaboo but i’m not a victim i grow from it and i learn

tvspecial:

chickensandwich:

tvspecial:

someone ride me

where are you taking me

church

kumamonfan:

(SCREAMING) ARE YOU OK DOWN THERE DO YOU NEED MY ASSISTANCE