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homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:51:52 -0400

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

wurnbo: did i allow u to have fun without me

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:25:54 -0400

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

caraknightley: i want to punch jesse eisenberg in the face

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:04:56 -0400

caraknightley:

i want to punch jesse eisenberg in the face

tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:34:17 -0400

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

actionfighter: no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:34:46 -0400

actionfighter:

no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet

chickenheadspecial: “paint your pinky nail blue to end bullying!” “draw a semicolon on your wrist...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:37:35 -0400

chickenheadspecial:

“paint your pinky nail blue to end bullying!”

“draw a semicolon on your wrist to end teenage suicide!”

“paint a hot dog riding a skateboard on your forehead to end the destruction of the south american rainforest!”

graffeti: my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:52:02 -0400

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

wartortles: holding phone in hand where the fuck is my phone

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:14:51 -0400

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

drunktrophywife: Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:49:52 -0400

drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

theniggaskaramazov: Nothing says “I’m salty and clearly unprepared for being this wrong” than...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:19:00 -0400

theniggaskaramazov:

Nothing says “I’m salty and clearly unprepared for being this wrong” than saying “its just my opinion”

thelandoffakebelieve: Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:59:58 -0400

thelandoffakebelieve:

Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy

brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:40:00 -0400

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

condommodel: i feel like its time for science to make a pillow that stays cold

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:47:44 -0400

condommodel:

i feel like its time for science to make a pillow that stays cold

sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:12:53 -0400

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:31:05 -0400

robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:53:25 -0400

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

ejacutastic: i was a weeaboo but i’m not a victim i grow from it and i learn

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:10:00 -0400

ejacutastic:

i was a weeaboo but i’m not a victim i grow from it and i learn

tvspecial: chickensandwich: tvspecial: someone ride me where are you taking me church

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:14:57 -0400

tvspecial:

chickensandwich:

tvspecial:

someone ride me

where are you taking me

church

kumamonfan: (SCREAMING) ARE YOU OK DOWN THERE DO YOU NEED MY...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:04:20 -0400

kumamonfan:

(SCREAMING) ARE YOU OK DOWN THERE DO YOU NEED MY ASSISTANCE

pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:21:14 -0400

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die